Are you ready?!
Fuck Yes Academy is a 6-MONTH TRANSFORMATIONAL PORTAL.
A journey through the mind, body and soul to discover the truth of who you are, uncover what is standing in your way of connecting with and expressing that truth to your lovers and the world, and take powerful aligned action to transcend that bull ishhh that has been holding you back!
Listen up, baby girl!
I FEEL YOUR PAIN. I KNOW THE STRUGGLE.
Of believing you are meant for MORE and then doubting your damn self almost IMMEDIATELY afterwards…
WHO AM I to think that juicy dream is in my reach?
WHO AM I to think of myself as “special?”
WHO AM I to want more than all of the blessings I already have?
WHO I AM to feel deserving of a relationship that feels like HEAVEN ON EARTH?
WHO AM I to want more pleasure & abundance?
WHO AM I to think I could LEAD?
WHO AM I to believe in a life of BLISS when it seems the rest of the world has gone to SHIT?!
WELL GUESS THE FUCK WHAT?!
ALLLL the juicy desires of your heart and callings of your soul are SACRED. DE-SIRE directly translates to "from God." They are quite literally MEANT for you, DESIGNED for you, and SO VERY POSSIBLE!!!
And that voice in your head? It is PRECISELY what is standing in your way! & it is NOT the truth of you - it is your sneaky-ass EGO trying to keep you “SAFE” by keeping you SMALL & STUCK IN A BOX!
PLEASURE, PEACE, SAFETY, ABUNDANCE, BLISS...
These are ALL your birthright!
And anything you experience that is NOT is simply an invitation for you...
~To explore your DEPTHS~
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~To discover what LIMITING BELIEFS are keeping you stuck in self-doubt and not-enoughness~
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~To deeply and intimately connect with your mind, body & soul~
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~To learn how your past has influenced the fuqqq out of your present~
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~To finally break FREE from all of that ishhh to rebirth anew - as the Fuck Yes You!~
Maybe now you are realizing, you have DEFINITELY received that invitation…
Yet aren’t sure where (or how) to begin this journey?
… And THAT is why I created Fuck Yes Academy!
It is my mission that you complete Fuck Yes Academy feeling ON TOP OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD, worshipping yourself, honoring your worth and desires, and knowing how to move through life’s blocks and challenges like a feminine fucking BOSS - with power, confidence and grace - making you completely UNSTOPPABLE!
Inside of Fuck Yes Academy
You will learn how to...
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IDENTIFY when YOUR EGO is taking control over your life and keeping you stuck & afraid
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REPROGRAM YOUR MIND to love the absolute fuck out of yourself & feel worthy of receiving your dreamiest desires
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TALK TO YOUR BODY and interpret her sacred messages about what she needs and desires to feel healthy and alive
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TREAT YOUR BODY like the sacred temple that she is
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HEAL YOUR INNER CHILD - the younger version of you that was hurt and wounded and is still wreaking havoc on your life & relationships today
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CONNECT WITH YOUR INTUITION and learn how to trust your natural psychic instincts (we ALL have these!)
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MEET YOUR HIGHER SELF - your eternal soul that is the truth of who you are, ego aside - and allow her to guide you into the most loving, peaceful, aligned, Fuck Yes Life possible. She knows the way!
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MEET YOUR SPIRIT TEAM - Guides, angels & ancestors who are there to provide protection and wisdom along your journey whenever you are desiring some spiritual TLC
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RECEIVE SUPPORT from myself and the other incredible womxn walking alongside you on this path & stop trying to “get through the day” alone! We are a social species who NEEDS each other to thrive!
I PROMISE you - there are parts of "you" you have identified with that are
NOT EVEN THE REAL YOU
(the true essence of your soul, you!)
Do any of these sound familiar?
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“OH, THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM.” Referring to a personality trait such as shyness, over-giving or any other trait that you don’t love the fuck out of…
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“OH, I COULD NEVER DO THAT.” Referring to something you find amazing and cool AF but think you aren’t good enough to even attempt…
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“OH, I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.” Referring to something that you are judging someone else for doing that may actuallyyyy seem a bit exciting and enticing to you if no one would find out…
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“I'M SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED THAT OF YOU.” In response to voicing your VALID-ASS NEEDS to someone who then made you feel bad for having & communicating said needs…
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“I'M FINE.” In response to how you are doing and how your life is going…
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“OH, JUST GETTING THROUGH THE DAY.” In response to how your day/life/relationship is going…
YES it is (unfortunately) “normal” for people to say things like this on the reg but WHY ARE MASS AMOUNTS OF HUMAN BEINGS SETTLING FOR THIS FUCKING MEDIOCRITY?!
WE ARE SELLING OURSELVES SHORT, watching other people living their cool/romantic/sexy dream lives on social media while telling ourselves WE could never do that / will never have that and ultimately making ourselves feel EVEN LESS BEAUTIFUL/COOL/WORTHY than we felt before!
WHY DON’T WE FEEL WORTHY OF LIVING OUR VERSION OF A FUCK YES LIFE?!
^^^ THAT statement right there has the answer.
WORTHINESS.
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If we don’t feel WORTHY of our juiciest desires - whether that be a bomb ass relationship, sex life, career, social life, home, wardrobe, bank account, travel adventures or simply feeling at PEACE within ourselves - we will NEVER manifest (& keep) them.
Because the BELIEFS we hold about ourselves are being CONSTANTLY MIRRORED to us by our life circumstances!
This means...
- If we believe we are not worthy of respect (and do not treat OURSELVES with respect)… we tend to attract disrespectful partners.
- If we believe we are not worthy of receiving (whether that be money, gifts, pleasure in the bedroom or beyond)... we block our ability to receive & tend to attract life circumstances in which where we are constantly giving.
- If we believe we are unlovable/unattractive… we tend to attract partners who don't fully love themselves either (and therefore will judge us / not provide the love, affection & commitment we desire).
- And if we HAVE found ourselves a super loving, safe & supportive partner but are still struggling to feel loving towards and safe within ourselves... we tend to sabotage the relationship!
Get the picture?!
(If you are losing me a littttle here with the manifestation lingo, that is totally okay! I will be explaining alllll of this manifestation ish inside of Fuck Yes Academy - & I PROMISE you will be the master manifestor of your Fuck Yes Life in no time!)
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Awakened & empowered womxn are a FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH! Which is PRECISELY why we have been kept quiet and small for so long and precisely why this world NEEDS US IN OUR POWER!
So whether you are desiring to up-level the fuck out of your relationship to yourself, your dating life or current/future partnership to live a simpler life of PLEASURE, stability and peace or you have huge ass dreams in this world and are ready to get out of your own way and step into your LEADERSHIP, Fuck Yes Academy is your ticket to FREEDOM & LIBERATION!
Feeling the call SiStar?!
Here are the deets!
MAY - OCTOBER 2023
FOCUS-THEMED MONTHS,
transforming alll the juicy layers of the MIND, BODY
& SOUL
LIVE MONTHLY WORKSHOPS;
2-3hrs on average & held at the beginning of each month via Zoom
"TAPPING TUESDAYS" throughout each month to reprogram the mind from
fear to FUCK YES!
"MONTHLY MYSTERY MAGIC" surprises each month! (Think rituals, workshops, guided meditations, guest speakers & beyond!)
MONTHLY LIVE Q + A CALLS
(submit your questions before hand or join live and receive on-the-spot coaching!)
PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP
for resources, support & sisterhood connection
LIFETIME ACCESS to the recordings to revisit the magic as often as your beautiful heart desires!
There are two track options for Fuck Yes Academy (FYA for short, hehe)
The Regular Membership and the VIP Membership!
The VIP track is for those who KNOW they want to DIVE DEEP with me on a 1-on-1 level and receive personalized support with their specific challenge areas, receiving unlimited & direct access to me for the entire 6 month journey!
In addition to everything mentioned above, VIPs will also receive…
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The Release + Receive virtual 2-day retreat (this is an incredible way to recenter and reset before FYA!)
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A 2-hour Cosmic Connection deep dive session with me (you can cash this in before FYA begins, too! This is part mystical teaching / spirit channeling and part coaching - I will get your birth info (& that of any love interests) prior to the session and show up with astrological information to share with you about yourself and your connections as well as channeled messages from Spirit to support you in your life! Then we will dive into intuitive coaching and guided practices to further support your healing journey.)
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A 90-minute 1-on-1 coaching session with me each month of FYA to integrate the material and receive personalized guidance on how it relates to your life (6 coaching calls total)
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A rose quartz crystal pleasure wand I will teach you how to connect with and utilize to deepen your connection to your body, self love & pleasure as well as heal past trauma from your womb space (yes, this is literally a crystal dildo… and yes, it’s fucking amazing!)
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Unlimited DM coaching support via the messaging app Voxer for the entire 6 months of FYA! (BESTIE status, babe!)
Finallyyy Ready to Invest in Your Fine Ass Self, Your Life & Your Fuck Yes Future?!
Pick Your Pleasure:
Mystical & Fabulous Membership!
44USDEvery monthÂ1x Monthly Kiki After Dark Subscription
200USDEvery monthThree month minimum; receive bonus astrology natal chart reading during month three!Â2x Monthly Kiki After Dark Subscription
333USDEvery monthThree month minimum; receive bonus astrology natal chart reading during month three!ÂCouples Coaching; Couples Sessions Only
350USDEvery monthTwo couples coaching sessions per month; 3 month minimumÂ- 60-75 minute sessions
Couples Coaching; Couples+Solo Sessions
500USDEvery monthTwo couples sessions + one solo session each per month; 3 month minimumÂ- 60-75 minute sessions
3x Monthly Trauma Healing Subscription
333USDEvery month45-60 minute sessions; going straight into the body & connecting with the parts of you that are craving connection, love, & safetyÂ- A combination of inner parts work & somatic healing
- Includes guided meditations for use in between sessions
- Womxn eligible for Mystical & Fabulous Membership
